You can get hosting services anywhere these days, and for pretty good prices.

BUT are you a number or a person to them?

We we host with vision and care. We love taking care of people AND we love today’s technology.

Today, people forget that FREE, CHEAP and FREE actually cost a lot of time and grief. So pause before you click on the “cheaper” hosting services, because you are probably going to spend more time down the road than you ever planned, and still end up frustrated.

Technology is great. Don’t get these geeks wrong. But we also know the magnficence of the human touch!

So give us a call if you want to find out if Global is for you. Or ask to speak to ANY of our clients and see if they value having a real person to call, to get real advice from (not just sales and hype) and who can walk you TO what you need. Not what you could get.

The Inspiration Behind That May Have Nothing To Do With The Service…. But Then Again, It Might!

Having a way to care for you from the hosting platform to the flow of customers into your place of business was a natural choice for an agency that wants to ensure seamless care and attention of our clients.

Disconnects along the way slow down the process of development, maintenance, and proper care.

Now you may not automatically think of “dark energy” when you think of domain hosting, but that is our hosting platform that guarantees you 99% uptime.

Why “darkenergy”?

Well, if you know anything about the reality of our universe, from the physics point of view, there is more dark energy than anything else, even if we don’t know what it does or how it works. Kind of like the “back end” of the internet for most people… and even us at times!

There’s a lot out there that you just don’t have to know how it works, just that it does. We liked the analogy.

We hope you do too!

The long and the short of this is, we service our customers on our own platform. But if you already have your own service provider, that is perfectly fine too!

And we had fun with envisioning eDarkEnergy.

Check our some of the fun promo videos some time. We even have “The Plastic Bag Man” talking about us.